This is what happens when you eat an entire bag of cookies.
I am behind the wolves with the sled being pulled by biggest loser contestants.
Archive for the 'animals' Category
01
Jun
09
They’re Gaining On You
15
Apr
09
But I don’t want to be different
15
Apr
09
Eskimo Stew
If you heat it gradually, they fall asleep before they die.
The only logical solution to global warming is to eat what’s left.
02
Apr
09
Corporal Crushington
This is my cat.
His name is actually spark because he was rescued from a fire.
02
Apr
09
To Kill A Mockingbird
They are suprisingly easy to kill.
The boom box wasn’t even on, the bird was killed with pure uncut street knowledge.
02
Apr
09
Nothing to See Here
These rabbits do not exist.
We can neither confirm nor deny the existence of the secret bunny agency.
01
Apr
09
Autumn in Angry Forest
The inhabitants of angry forest doing what they do best.
The cloud is cross, the foliage is fowl, the tree is tumultous, the pumpkin is pissed, and the squirrel is storming.
01
Apr
09
Mammals FTW
I'm all in
Sure dinosaurs are better poker players, but mammals have all the luck on their side.
30
Mar
09
Sir Mantis
Pardon me sir, but my thorax is betwixt your mandibles.
Somewhere there’s a world populated by gentleman bugs, who would gladly offer their cape to a lady crossing a muddy street before they tear your head off and devour your insides with their venom. They are still insects after all.
30
Mar
09
Space Bunneh
In space, no one can hear you steal their vegetables.
The very reason I’ve put wire fences around my space carrot patch, ladies and gentlemen: Space Bunnehs! Through millions of years of evolution they’ve grown space helmets and lost their front legs. They’re suprisingly nimble in space, and able to pinpoint any vegetable garden within 100 lightyears using their carrot triangulation sattelites.
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